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280 Being Single Quotes That Will Make Yourself Emotionally Strong

I’m single, and I am proud. And being single is actually a pretty amazing thing to be. Being single allows you to do whatever you want, whenever you want, and without a relationship’s pressures. Enjoy your life as a single person, and embrace the freedom that you have. You can do what, you want when you want, for as long as you want to. You have this fierce independence that you only really realize when you are on your own. Plus, being single opens you up to so many opportunities, and you can even meet a ton of new interesting people. In fact, being single can be a great opportunity, especially if you are getting out of a relationship. So staying single isn’t as scary as it seems.

So how do you learn to embrace being single? Try to surround yourself with great family members and friends. Go out and party a little with our friends and maybe you will make some new friends in the process. Take the time to work out; start a new hobby. Every morning, tell yourself how great you look. You start by embracing positivity in your life.

Here are some cool, great inspirational quotes that throw light on, what being single is all about. These being single quotes will help you love yourself and make Yourself Emotionally Strong. Could you scroll down to check them out?

Being Single Quotes – 280 Quotations for Happily Single People

Top 10 Being Single Quotes

“Too many girls rush into relationships because of the fear of being single, then start making compromises, and losing their identity. Don’t do that.” – Katy Perry

“Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you’re in.” – Kelly Rowland

“Single is no longer a lack of options – but a choice. A choice to refuse to let your life be defined by your relationship status but to live every day happily and let your ever after work itself out.” – Mandy Hale

“My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire

“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.” – Carrie Bradshaw

“Being single doesn’t necessarily mean you’re available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says “Do Not Disturb” on your heart.” – Wiz Khalifa

“I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” – Henry David Thoreau

“If we be doomed to marry, we marry; if we be doomed to remain single we do.” – Thomas Hardy

“Why haven’t I got a husband and children? I never met a man I could marry.” – Greta Garbo

“Many of the most charming women I know possess at least one cat or dog. Maybe after getting used to an affectionate quadruped it is hard to settle for a man.” – Luigina Sgarro

Best Being Single Quotes

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“Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.” – Prixie

“Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”

“Being single is the perfect opportunity to live life on our own terms and nobody else’s.”

“Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you’re in.” – Kelly Rowland

“Being single is a great time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.”

“Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you.” – Omkar Phatakc

“Being single and being in a relationship are just words. Only your heart can really determine your relationship status.”

“Being single entitles you to not ask someone’s opinion before you do something to mess up your own room, your credit report or even your life.” – Sayali Patil

“Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.”

“If we go looking for paradise outside of ourselves, then we cannot have paradise within ourselves.”

“I never feel alone realizing the fact that my life is my only life partner.”

“He is his own best friend, and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.” – Aristotle

“Always remember that you were once alone, and the crowd you see in your life today are just as unnecessary as when you were alone.”

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”

“To be alone is the most precious thing that someone can ask for in the modern world.”

“When you have spent enough time being single, you will realize that you were the one thing that you needed all along. There is strength in you that you might not even realize you have yet. You are one person and yet there is so much strength in you.”

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde

“A broken relationship would make you feel more lonely than when you were single.”

“Being single does not always mean that you do not know anything about love. It can just mean that you are smart enough to not get into a relationship that is not right for you.”

“Being single does not make you lonely. As long as you have love in your life, even outside of a relationship, then you are not alone.”

“A broken relationship would make you feel more lonely than when you were single.”

“No human being can really understand another, and no one can arrange another’s happiness.” – Graham Greene

“I didn’t lose you, you lost me. You’ll search for me inside of everyone you’re with and I won’t be found.”

“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.” – Lady Gaga

“You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.” – Gautama Buddha

“As a body, everyone is single. As a soul, never.” – Hermann Hesse

“When you are single, the best thing to do is to create a loving relationship with yourself before you decide to commit to someone else.”

“Be careful of bouncing from one relationship to the next. If you do not give yourself room to breathe in between relationships, then you risk losing who you are. When you go through a breakup, take some time off to get to know yourself. There will be plenty of fish in the sea tomorrow.”

“Some of us are single because we refuse to settle for less than what is right for us.”

“Solitude is the place of purification.” – Martin Buber (See also: solitude quotes)

“I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude.” – Henry David Thoreau

“I’m still single because I haven’t met someone who can handle all of my awesomeness.”

“Being single doesn’t make you weak, it means that you are strong enough to be on your own.” – Xavier Zayas

“Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” – Mandy Hale

“Being brave enough to be alone frees you up to invite people into your life because you want them and not because you need them.” – Mandy Hale

“You’re single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one.” – Chris Burkmenn

“It takes a strong person to remain single in a world that is accustomed to settling with anything just to say they have something.”

“I am single and you would have to be really amazing in order to change that.”

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.” – Mandy Hale

“You’ll meet someone soon. No one knows what’s round the corner.” – Carrie Adams

“Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize.” – Mandy Hale

“If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you’ll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren’t even giving to yourself.” – Barbara De Angelis

“When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death-ourselves.” – Eda Leshan

“When you are single, stop searching around wondering if the next person you meet is ‘the one.’ Take a look at yourself and realize that you are the only one that you really need in this world. And if you do find the right person one day, then that is just an added bonus.”

“Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours. Once you have a family, your time is not yours anymore.” – Andy Hertzfield

“You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.” – Jo Coudert

“I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.” – Robin Williams

“Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one. Sometimes those who fly solo have the strongest wings.” – Nitya Prakash

“He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.” – Lao Tzu

Funny Being Single Quotes

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“He sleeps fastest who sleeps alone.” – Richard Avedond

“I put the ‘I’ in single.”

“You’re single, I’m single. Coincidence? I don’t think so.”

“Single? No, i’m just in a relationship with freedom.”

“You’re single, so make the most out of it.”

“I’m single because I was born that way.” – Mae West

“Single – too fabulous to settle.” – Mandy Hale

“Single lady, the man you want might not necessarily be the man you need.” – Martha Macharia

“I’m not single. I’m just romantically challenged.”

“I’m not too pretty to be single, I am too pretty to settle.”

“I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.”

“Being single means that you can flirt with anyone you want without feeling guilty about it.”

“Technically, I’m single, but my heart is taken by someone I can’t call my own.”

“I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.” – Warsan Shire

“Single |sin•gle| (adjective) – Too fabulous to settle.”

“Roses are red violets are blue, when you are single you don’t have to pay for two.”

“Without a doubt… the worst part of being a single woman was having to take care of your own car.” – Lisa Kleypas

“My boyfriend is so handsome, strong, thoughtful, and smart. He is also imaginary.”

“Just because I am single, it does not mean that I sleep alone. I share the other half of the bed with the pile of clothes that I am too lazy to put away.”

“My current relationship status: Made dinner for two and ate everything.”

“I found being single to be a gift in disguise because I fell in love with the person I am.”

“I’m not single. I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.”

“Too many women throw themselves into romance because they’re afraid of being single.” – Julie Deply

“I’m single for a reason waiting on the right one to come along.”

“The best thing about being single is that you can sleep around. You can sleep on the left side of the bed, the right side, or right in the middle and no one will complain about it.”

“Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one.” – Chris Burkmenn

“’Happily Single’ is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome, as is.” – Mandy Hale

“Sometimes I will catch myself doing weird and then I realize, this is why I’m single.”

“Dismantle your wounds so you stop living your life by them.” – Nikki Rowe

“I love being single. It’s almost like being rich.” – Sue Grafton

“I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.” – Art Leo

“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.” – Ann Landers

Happy Being Single Quotes

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“The word SINGLE actually stands for stress is gone, life is easier.”

“I celebrate myself, and sing myself.” – Walt Whitman

“I’d rather be alone than unhappy.” – Whitney Houston

“If you are single, at the end of the day you just have to worry about making yourself happy.”

“Being single does not always mean that you are lonely and being in a relationship does not always mean that you are happy.”

“If you really are going to be a happy single, you have to stop treating being single as the annoying time that you pass between relationships and embrace it. Rather than focusing on what you lack, focus on what you have: You.” – Natalie Lue

“I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.” – Katy Perry

“Be with someone that makes you happy.”

“If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from within, not from men.”

“If you’re not happy single, you’re not gonna be happy married.” – Nick Vujicic

“I am single, but I do not need a significant other in order to be happy.”

“When you see happy couples out in public, it might be easy to envy them. But what you don’t see is what goes on behind closed doors, who is picking fights and not always getting along.”

“People are really concerned about my relationship status. When I tell people I’m happy being single, they don’t believe me. They say: ‘You have to be miserable being alone’.” – Kelly Clarkson

“You do not need a prince charming in order to live in a fairytale that has a happy ending.”

“If you are not happy being single, you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.”

“If you find that you are not happy when you are single, then you will not be happy in a relationship because happiness is something that comes from within. Sure, you might feel happy at first but unless you can be happy with yourself, that feeling of happiness will not lost long.”

“You don’t have to be part of a couple to be happy, you know.” – Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

“I’d rather be alone than unhappy.” – Whitney Houston

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.” – Mandy Hale

“I don’t consider myself single. I am just between romances at the moment.”

“The great thing about being single is that you do not have to worry about the pull and tug that comes with a relationship.”

“To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.” – Jeanne Moreau

“The lonely people have taught me, that I am not alone.” – Anthony Liccione

“Yes I’m alone. But I’m alone and free.” – Elsa

“When you’re single and in your 20s, you throw on a pair of jeans and look fabulous.” – Sheena Easton

Love Being Single Quotes

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“I love single life! Why would it be boring? I mean, I get to travel around and have loads of girls screaming at me, so it’s definitely not boring. However, it can get lonely on the road, but I’m sorted I’ve got good people around me.” – Olly Murs

“It takes a strong person to remain single in a world that is accustomed to settling with anything just to say they have something.”

“I love being single. I can come and go as I please and stay out as late as I want to.” – Eric Dickerson

“Before you go into a relationship you have to learn how to love yourself and love being on your own.”

“When you are single, you can really live for yourself.”

“Bask in the fact that you are single. Enjoy your solitude and your own company. If you should get along with anyone in the world, it is you.”

“Single is more than just a relationship status. It is a word that can be used to describe someone who is strong enough to enjoy their life without having to depend on someone else.”

“Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!” – Abigail Rajkumar

“If you are fantasizing love, you are still single from within a heart no matter what your relationship status is.” – Pratik Akkawar

“Being single gives you the time that you need to be by yourself, with yourself.”

“If you aren’t good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you’ll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren’t even giving to yourself.” – Barbara De Angelis

“To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.” – Robert Morley

“I think, therefore I’m single.” – Liz Winston

“I’m single because I like my freedom too much.”

“Bad Relationships are like a bad investment.” – Sonya Parker

“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.” – Charlotte Brontë

“I’ve been single for awhile and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one.” – Emily Heller

“You Will Never Live A Perfect Life – Getting In A Relationship Is Like Diving In A Sea, You Can Drown And Whales And Sharks Can Kill You. On The Other Hand, Being Single Is Like Staying Away From That Water, You Will Starve.”

“I like being single — I’m always there when I need me.” – Art Leo

“Don’t be scared to walk alone. Don’t be scared to like it.” – John Mayer

“You don’t need someone else to make you feel like you have a meaningful existence. The most important and profound relationship that you can have is the one that you have with yourself.”

“I’ve been single for a while and I have to say, it’s going very well. Like… it’s working out. I think I’m the one.” – Emily Hunter

“I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.” – Art Leo

“I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment.” – Carl Henegan

“I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” – Delta Burke

“Don’t be scared to walk alone. Don’t be scared to like It.” – John Mayer

“I like relationships and being in love, but I also like being single – you have to embrace all those different things.” – Dominic Monaghan

“Everybody’s has a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and I’m just like I love food.”

“I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” – Delta Burke

“When you acknowledge that there is nothing repulsive or unforgivable or shameful about yourself, it becomes easier to be that authentic person and feel like you’re living a less performed life.” – John Green

“Personally, I, Mindy Kaling, want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women.” – Mindy Kaling

“You may not like being single but God needs your attention in this season. Let God prepare you before He gives you to someone”

“A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.” – Anna Held

“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary” – Oscar Wilde

“I like being single because I am always there when I need someone.”

“I am single because I like to spend my free time how I want it, when I want it.”

“As a self-described idealistic, I never consider myself as single. I like to say that I’m in between romances at the moment.” – Carl Henegan

“I love single life! Why would it be boring? I mean, I get to travel around and have loads of girls screaming at me, so it’s definitely not boring. However, it can get lonely on the road, but I’m sorted I’ve got good people around me.” – Olly Murs

“There’s something really cool about knowing that your destiny is so big that you’re not meant to share it with anyone. At least not yet.”

“Every woman in her late 20s goes through a period where she just doesn’t believe love is out there anymore, but it is. And I think the minute you stop looking for it is when it comes for you.” – Kristen Bell

Being Single Attitude Quotes

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“Being single is just a status, not destiny.”

“Love yourself first, because that’s who you’ll spend the rest of your life with.”

“You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody.” – Maya Angelou

“You do not need to be loved if it will come at a cost to yourself. The relationship you have with yourself is the only one that is truly important. You are the only person that you can never lose.”

“I am single right now because it is time to work on myself. I am not going to worry about anyone but myself for a change.”

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.” – Oscar Wilde

“If your joy is derived from what society thinks of you, you’re always going to be disappointed.” – Madonna

“Being Single means you are taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.”

“I don’t talk to everybody because I am not everybody, I am single.”

“Don’t be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman that a man needs.”

“I am single because I do not need to rely on anyone else for my happiness.”

“Being single doesn’t mean that you know nothing about love. Sometimes being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.”

“When you are single, you do not have to worry about pleasing anyone but yourself.”

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.”

“Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.”

“Even when it seems that there is no one else, always remember there’s one person who never ceased to love you – yourself.”

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not defined by another person.” – Oscar Wilde

“I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” – Shirley MacLaine

“When you are single, you have no excuse to neglect yourself. Get to know every bit of you. What makes you tick and what makes you happy? Go figure out what your dreams are before you have to start worrying about someone else again.”

Being Single Mom Quotes

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“What is free time? I’m a single mother. My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.” – Roma Downey

“Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears but also twice the hugs, twice the love and twice the pride.”

“I didn’t plan on being a single mom, but you have to deal with the cards you are dealt the best way you can.” – Tichina Arnold

“Single moms, you are a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a maid, a cook, a referee, a heroine, a provider, a defender, a protector, a true Superwoman. Wear your cape proudly.” – Mandy Hale

“As a single mom, I’m juggling a lot and working long hours. Yes, it costs them a little, but what my children get in return is a mother who is energized and content.” – Edie Falco

“A single mom tries when things are hard. She never gives up. She believes in her family, even when things are tough. She knows that above all things… a mother’s love is more than enough.” – Denice Williams

“What is free time? I’m a single mother. My free moments are filled with loving my little girl.” – Roma Downey

“Remember that a single mom is just like any other mom and that our number one priority is till our kids. Any parent does whatever it takes for their kids and a single mother is no different.” – Paula Miranda

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. a mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” – Sophia Loren

“I know how to do anything, I’m a mom.” – Roseanne Barr

“She has to have four arms, four legs, four eyes, two hearts, and double the love. there is nothing single about a single mom.” – Mandy Hale

“I don’t think I realized how stressed I was, being a single parent. It was really, really stressful. It’s not easy on anybody.” – Reese Witherspoon

“Being a mother is hard and it wasn’t a subject I ever studied.” – Ruby Wax

“The best part of being a mom to me is the unconditional love. I have never felt a love as pure, a love that’s as rewarding.” – Monica Denise Brown

“Raising a family is difficult enough. But it’s even more difficult for single parents struggling to make ends meet. They don’t need more obstacles. They need more opportunities.” – Bill Richardson

“Nothing you do for children is ever wasted.” – Garrison Keillor

“The most difficult part of dating as a single parent is deciding how much risk your own child’s heart is worth.” – Daniel Pearce

“Mothers – especially single mothers – are heroic in their efforts to raise our nation’s children, but men must also take responsibility for their children and recognize the impact they have on their families’ well-being.” – Evan Bayh

“If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters very much.” – Jackie Kennedy

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.” – Rudyard Kipling

“Being a working mother and a working single parent instills in you a sense of determination.” – Felicity Jones

“You can raise good children in single parent households, and many of you perhaps here today come from that type of environment. It is possible and many do it in heroic situations, but it’s much more difficult.” – Sam Brownback

“Better a loving single-parent family than a ‘conventional’ family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.” – Moby

“I can’t tell you how much I respect all the single parents out there doing it all solo.” – Jennie Finch

“The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. she never existed before.” – Rajneesh

“I value so many people who have to work full time, definitely single mothers. their work is the hardest work. i applaud it so much.” – Molly Sims

“I was once a single mother, with very few resources, so i have a special place in my heart for women in difficult situations.” – linda lael miller

“I would say to any single parent currently feeling the weight of stereotype or stigmatization that i am prouder of my years as a single mother than of any other part of my life.” – J.k. Rowling

“I think moms, single or not, put a lot of pressure on ourselves trying to balance it all. It’s NEVER going to be perfectly balanced — the sooner you know this, the sooner you can relieve some of the pressure you put on yourself.” – Denise Richards

“I don’t think you necessarily have to be part of a traditional nuclear family to be a good mother.” – Mary Louise Parker

“I want to show the example that you can be a single mother and work and handle a lot of other things at the same time.” – Christina Milian

“Single mothers have as much to teach their children as married mothers and as much love to share–maybe more.” – Anne Cassidy

Being Single is Better Quotes

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“Being single isn’t a time to be looking for love. Use that time to work on yourself and grow as an individual.”

“People would be a lot better off if they’d enjoy being single.” – Lewis Black

“Being single is better than being stuck in an unhappy or unfaithful relationship.”

“Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person” – Hassan Choughari

“Stay single until someone actually compliments you life in a way that it makes it better to not be single. If not, it’s not worth it.”

“Being single is definitely better than being with the wrong person” – Hassan Choughari

“Being single is better than being in a relationship with someone who fills your heart with doubt”

“It is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock than to fall in love with someone who doesn’t know what they mean to you.”

“It’s better to be single with high standards than in a relationship settling for less.”

“If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.”

“Sometimes it’s better to be alone cause no one can hurt you that way.”

“Being single is a great thing because it gives you a chance to find yourself. When it is just you, you can really understand what it means to love yourself.”

“When you are single, every day is filled with possibility and the excitement of not knowing what might happen next.”

“It’s very fun to be single because you know what happens? You find yourself, you understand what it means to love yourself, instead of putting all this energy to give and trying relationship.”

“When you are single, it means that you are ready to mingle. Get out there and meet some new people and try some new things. Embrace your newfound status as a single person.”

“Now I’m feeling how I should. Never knew single could feel this good.” – Jason Derulo

“I favor my heart when it’s all mine, rather than having to share it with someone else.”

“My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude.” – Warsan Shire

Being Single On Valentines Day Quotes

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“When you are single you can’t be dating the wrong person.”

“Had singleness been an Olympic sport, I would surely win multiple gold medals.”

“If you could get a good look at my ex, then you would see why I now consider Valentine’s Day more like Halloween.”

“When you have long-lasting AA batteries, being single can be super awesome!”

“I gave my no-good boyfriend the boot earlier this month, making this the happiest Valentine’s Day I’ve had in years!”

“Happy Valentine’s day to myself. I love you!”

“Next February I’m going to file a lawsuit against Valentine’s Day for singles’ discrimination.”

“I’m single because I’m so hot that I literally burn anyone that comes closer to me.”

“I’m single because I was born that way.” – Mae West

“I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. The only problem is she’s invincible.”

“My girlfriend is 1000 miles away this Val’s Day, and I want to extend her my sincerest holiday wishes that she stay there!”

“After I got finished dealing with him for his last screw-up Cupid is thoroughly afraid of even looking my direction on Valentine’s Day.”

“A few people have the privilege of enjoying Valentine’s Day with someone they truly love, but even fewer have the blessing of enjoying it even more alone!”

“Singlehood is good on your pocket. Wishing a fantastic Valentine’s Day to you.”

“I am out to break the Guinness world record for most Valentine Days spent alone.”

“My quest to spend every Valentine’s Day alone is based on a personal goal of achieving spiritual oneness.”

“Cupid called and said he can’t make it over this February 14th as it seems the TSA detained him for carrying what they perceive as suspicious-looking chocolates.”

“I had every intent of celebrating Valentine’s Day, but when Cupid got around to me it seems he had run out of arrows.”

“If lovers get half price off on Valentine’s Day, then singles should just get everything for free.”

“It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m going to do it solo like Demi Lovato!”

“Me and an entire box of chocolate all to myself is a match made in heaven!”

“I’m like a one-man shipping vessel on Valentine’s Day – mateless.”

“The faithful pizza delivery man, who lovingly spreads pepperoni over the cheese, is the only Valentine I need this year.”

“If singleness were a crime, you, my friend, would certainly be one of the most dangerous criminals on planet Earth.”

“If Cupid is such an advocate of intimate love, then why is that he has never been spotted with a girlfriend or wife, not even on Valentine’s Day? Something is definitely not right!”

“During Valentine’s Days like this, I feel like going back in time and freeing the love of my love from being trapped in a condom.”

“Cupid pulled out his biggest arrow, aimed right at my heart and fired with all his might – but still missed.”

“Since I don’t have a partner, on Valentine’s Day, I will go around and collect Cupid’s broken arrow and then sell it back to him on eBay.”

“I dumped my girlfriend on February 13th in hopes that being alone on Valentine’s Day will make me appreciate her more.”

“I have chosen to be single because it makes my bank account as fat as Shrek.”

“If being in love is what it means to be free, then this Valentine’s Day my heart is in solitary confinement!”

“This fine V-Day, I’m going to spend every single cent I have on my one and only love – me.”

“This February 14th, take a moment to laugh thoroughly at your singlehood, everybody else does!”

“The way that I’m always forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone makes me believe that Cupid has a personal beef with me.”

“Valentine’s Day is appropriately the only holiday where the popular character that symbolizes the occasion is brandishing a very deadly weapon. Thank God I’m single!”

“I guess I’d just have to date myself today.”

“Does anyone know the perfect gift to get a robot to wish it a Happy Valentine’s Day?”

“By God, I shall spend the entire Valentine’s Day with the love of my life…Myself!”

“Singledom might not be the best for you, but it surely is great for your purse on V-Day!”

“One of the biggest pros of being single is that you’re 100% sure you haven’t get yourself involved with the wrong person.”

“If I actually had enough money to celebrate a holiday as frivolous as Valentine’s Day, then my girlfriend from last year would still be around.”

“If acquiring a boyfriend was as easy as becoming fat, I certainly would have had one to share my Valentine’s Day with.”

“You are single right now because God is busy writing the best love story for you.”

“I’m single today because my heart was created to pump blood and not fall in love.”

“When you are single you can’t be dating the wrong person.”

“Whoever aborted the love of my life will not escaped my vengeance.”

“The reason I’m single this February 14th is because Kanye West stole Kim Kardashian from me.”

“Forever a proud member of the Association of Single Men and Women!”

“When you least expect it is when the person you always dreamt of will finally show up.”

“This Valentine, I can’t help but envy my calendar simply because it has dates whereas I don’t.”

“If Valentine’s Day is all about affection and chocolate, then it should be a holiday dedicated to appreciating fat people.”

“It is going to take someone really special to change the fact that I am single.”

“I like to look myself more as a free agent than a lonely single on Valentine’s Day.”

“There’s nothing I am better at doing than being single!”

“It sucks spending Valentine’s Day alone, but at least I’ll have more money to spend to make myself happy!”

Originally published October 20, 2019, updated February 2, 2021

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