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250 Coffee Quotes That Will Make You Love Coffee Too Much

I really love Coffee. Coffee is probably an important part of your daily morning routine. It wakes you up and stimulates your brain so you can conquer your tasks for the day. It helps you loosen up and feel more relaxed whether you’re with your friends or enjoying some time alone.

According to science, there’s increasing evidence that coffee might actually be good for you. Thanks to its high levels of antioxidants and beneficial nutrients, it also seems to be quite healthy. Studies show that coffee drinkers have a much lower risk of several serious diseases, coffee is already know to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers. Coffee can help people feel less tired and increase energy levels. That’s because it contains a stimulant called caffeine which is the most commonly consumed psychoactive substance in the world. But remember that too much coffee can cause problems. “Anxiety, Insomnia, Addiction, Digestive Issues, Rapid Heart Rate and so on.”

I read over 1,000 quotes about coffee and found the ones that were most worth sharing. Whether you enjoy a latte, a cappuccino, or simply black coffee, these funny coffee quotes and sayings will have you nodding your head and tempting you to reach for another cup. You’ll be perked up and inspired in no time. I hope you’ve enjoyed these coffee quotes as much as I have enjoyed compiling them.

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250 Best Coffee Quotes and Sayings

Top 10 Coffee Quotes

“Among the numerous luxuries of the table…coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions…is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” – John Van Druten

“The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman

“I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” – Ice Cube

“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan

“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks.” – Steven Wright

“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

Coffee Quotes With Images

COFFEE MAKES ME AWESOME
COFFEE MAKES ME AWESOME
COFFEE MAKES EVERYTHING OKAYER
COFFEE MAKES EVERYTHING OKAYER
DEPRESSO: the feeling that you get when you are out of coffee
DEPRESSO: the feeling that you get when you are out of coffee
Sometimes go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping.
Sometimes go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.
 I just realized I am not a morning persons I'm a coffee persons
I just realized I am not a morning persons I’m a coffee persons
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COFFEE (BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME PROVE IT)
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN COFFEE (BUT PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME PROVE IT)
Every day is a coffee day
Every day is a coffee day
Coffeeology
Coffeeology
Less Monday! More Coffee!
Less Monday! More Coffee!
coffee because sometimes we all need a friend
coffee because sometimes we all need a friend
FORGET LOVE, FALL IN COFFEE
FORGET LOVE, FALL IN COFFEE
COFFEE! THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
COFFEE! THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY
“without my morning coffee I'm just like a drie up piece of roast goat” - Johann Sebastian Bach
“without my morning coffee I’m just like a drie up piece of roast goat” – Johann Sebastian Bach
How do I like my coffee? Handed to me.
How do I like my coffee? Handed to me.

What is Coffee?

“Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.”

“Coffee is the gasoline of lif.”

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

“Coffee is the best medicin.”

“Coffee is my better half.”

“Coffee is ground from beans of happiness.”

“Coffee is always a good ide.”

“Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham

“Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

“Coffee is a language in itsel.” – Jackie Chan

“Coffee is a hug in a mug.”

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais

Famous Coffee Quotes

“But what is coffee, but a noxious berry, Born to keep used-up Londoners awake.” – Charles Stuart Calverley

“Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night.” – Prince Tallyrand

“In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.” – Jeff Bezos

“You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik

“You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee.” – Edward VII

“Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.” – Isak Dinesen

“I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” – Megan Mullally

“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.” – Alexander Pope

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.” – Jonathan Swift

“Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink.” – Patricia Hampl

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffe.” – Clark Gable

“I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady.” – Jarod Kintz

“Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107..” – Martha Beck

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

“As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move…similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.” – Honoré de Balzac

“Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.” – Steve Earle

“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.” – Diane Ackerman

“The fact is, I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer. The only real answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that doesn’t collapse when you eat your head against it.” – Douglas Adams

“If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee. Sir James Mackintosh used to say, he believed the difference between one man and another was produced by the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sydney Smith

“I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.” – Jennifer Lopez

“Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” – Terry Pratchett

“I’m on coffee #5 and I suddenly want to become a motivational speaker.”

“At this point in my life, I am more coffee than man.”

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – and when you poured us together, it was something.” – Josephine Baker

Inspirational Coffee Quotes

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

“Ultimate office automation, networked coffee machines.”

“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” – Carly Simon

“Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Headley

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be.” – Cassandra Clare

“Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion.” – Betsy Cañas Garmon, quote.cc

“Coffee smiles us into the day.”

“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams

“Coffee much quickens the spirits and makes the heart lightsome.”

“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” – Jonathan Swift

“Coffee makes dreams come true.”

“Coffee, coffee! It’s our drink! If we don’t get it, we can’t think.”

“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.”

“Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy.”

“Given enough coffee I could rule the world.”

“Happiness sugars my coffee.”

“Humanity runs on coffee.”

“Life happens, coffee help.”

“Life is what happens between coffee and win.”

“Me before coffee: today is really going to be a struggle. Me after coffee: I’m the king of the world!!!”

“The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.” – Betty MacDonald

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – James Mackintosh

“The road to success is paved in coffee.”

“Three cups of coffee a day, keeps the doctor away.”

“To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.”

“Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde

Funny Coffee Quotes

“There is no live without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.”

“Serious question: back in the days before coffee, did people just basically die?”

“Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.”

“Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.”

“It’s strange how drinking 8 cups of water seems impossible but 8 cups of coffee go down like a chubby kid on a see-sa.”

“I put coffee in my coffee.”

“How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?”

“Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!”

“Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with?

“Coffee: The first peripheral!”

“Coffee, then adultin.”

“7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.”

“A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without i.”

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table – There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about it.” – Garrison Keillor

“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.”

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

“Chocolate, men, coffee — some things are better rich.”

“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.” – Christopher Fry

“Coffee has two virtues, it is wet and warm.” – Dutch Proverb

“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber

“Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.” – Turkish Proverb

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.” – Gerard Way

“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

“Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee.” – David Letterman

“Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.”

“Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee.”

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” – Dave Barry

“Has anyone else noticed that coffee is a really good listener?”

“Here’s to all the people who remain unharmed because I have coffee and a sense of humo.”

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

“I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing.”

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.” – Jarod Kintz

“I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.”

“I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. – This was a five-espresso algorithm.”

“In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour.”

“Life without coffee is like something without something…sorry, I haven’t had any coffee yes.”

“Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.”

“May your coffee be stronger than your toddle.”

“My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.” – Ben Kidron

Good Morning Coffee Quotes

“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” – J.S. Bach

“When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes

“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips

“Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It’s a hell of a mix. If you’re ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.” – Kevin Garnett

“This morning’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.”

“This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.” – Old Vaudeville Joke

“There’s something about cold mornings and hot coffee that brings Time to a crawl, until our mugs are empty then it lightning-bolts off into the waiting day.”

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

“Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.”

“Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day. I’m drinking this whole pot of coffee. You better stay out of my way.”

“Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty.”

“Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.”

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it..” – Jim Carrey

“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”

“I just realized I’m not a morning person — I’m a coffee person.”

“I dawdle and crawl from the comfy night, plunking and thunking myself into morning, then rouse and rise to coffee — my prize!, “Morning goals in a mug,” 2009

“Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other.”

“Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.”

“Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.”

“Coffee sparks our morning fuse.”

“Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable.”

“Coffee fills my belly with morning rainbows of calmness and joy.”

“Coffee and a barista kind prepare me for the morning grind

“Coffee — the pleasing nectar of Goddess Morning.”

“All the coffee in Columbia won’t make me a morning person.”

“Ah well, a morning with weak coffee is still beaucoup better than a morning with no coffee.”

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”

Monday Coffee Quotes

“Thank you, dear coffee, for making Mondays feel a little less…Monday.”

“May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.”

Black Coffee Quotes

“When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the warriors’ march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.”

“What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

“This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.” – Honoré de Balzac

“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” – Jilly Cooper

“I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot.”

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb

“Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.”

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

“As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does.” – Clay Thompson

Cup Of Coffee Quotes

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins

“To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.” – Old Bourbon Proverb

“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia

“The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee.” – Albert Camus

“Procaffeinating: The tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”

“Patience is the time between drinking a cup of coffee and the motivation to begin your da.”

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

“It’s 6:55 am and I’m on my third cup of coffee. By noon, I’ll be able to solve advanced problems in quantum physics.”

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

“If reincarnation is a thing, then I’m pretty sure I’m coming back as a cup of coffee.”

“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create communit.” – Howard Schultz

“I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“I don’t need an inspirational quote, what I need is a freaking cup of coffee.”

“Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.” – Vijjay Kumar

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze.” – Jean Kerr

“Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much were going to get done toda.”

“Coffee is not my cup of tea.”

“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch

“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.”

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King

“A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”

“A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”

“A cup of coffee – real coffee – home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.” – Henry Ward Beecher

“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more.” – Jayne Mansfield

“I believe in living life one coffee cup at a time.”

“The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.” – Old Arabic Saying

Coffee Lover Quotes

“If I were a wizard, I’m pretty sure my Patronus would be coffee.”

“This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.”

“Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”

“I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoon.” – Nanea Hoffman

“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I’m going to be toda.”

“Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you.”

“Coffee and love are best when they are hot.” – German Proverb

“AM- Coffee…PM- Still coffee.”

“Be a coffee-drinking individual — espresso yourself!”

“Coffeeology: Espresso yourself. So many blends, so little time. Take life one sip at a time, and stay grounded. Better latte than never. Take time to smell the cove.”

“Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee.” – Justina Chen

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee.”

“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster

“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” – Pemberley by the Sea, Abigail Reynolds

“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.” – Alexander Pappas

“I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy.”

“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for yo.” – Jac Vanek

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” – Eddie Izzard

“I just like coffee, coffee is my favorit.”

“Lists coffee as family member when filling out forms.”

“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.” – Henry Ward Beecher

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

“People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!”

“Sippin’ my coffee, Sippin’ my happy.”

“Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee…it’s called sleepin.”

“Sometimes when I over-indulge in coffee, it is as if I hear with other organs besides those of hearing. I startle easily, before the actual noise happens.” – Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.”

“You should know that before 10am, no matter what the question is, my answer is always coffe.”

Quotes about Coffee and Friends

“Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring coffee.”

“Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.”

Coffee Quotes and Me

“I don’t need to drink coffee to be awesome. I’m already awesome. But it’s more fun when I’m awesome and awake.”

“I eat salad everyday. Bean salad…Coffee bean salad…Coffee. I drink coffee everyda.”

“I make serious coffee — so strong it wakes up the neighbors.”

“I must get up. My coffee needs me.”

“I will start working when my coffee does.”

“My birthstone is a coffee bea.”

“My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.”

“With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown up manners- Anonymous

“To make me happy: Make me coffee, bring me coffee, be coffee….coffee.”

“Coffee makes me invincible. But when the cup is empty, I return to mere mortal.”

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

Coffee Date Quotes

“Coffee and love taste the same, bittersweet!”

“Blind dates are treacherous. You don’t know who this person is. You wonder, ‘Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?’”

“I like day dates. On night dates, you just go somewhere and start drinking. But if you really want to see if a girl is worth your time, go to a museum or for coffee.”

“I was a sophomore in college, and I did an industrial video about how to use the Internet – that dates me! It was with John Turturro, somehow they had gotten John Turturro to do this thing, and I was so excited and so nervous I probably drank 10 cups of coffee that morning.”

Caffeine Quotes

“Wrapping my hands around the warm mug, and inhaling, and drinking sip by sip — a calming, invigorating, aromatic, caffeinated meditation.”

“When you make it your habit to notice small moments of beauty, you caffeinated your spirit.”

“Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated.”

“If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee!”

“Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.” – Michael Greger

“Too much coffee! — the caffeine starts muttering, my mind goes stumbling, my jitters go jiggy.”

“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.”

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” – Alex Levine

“I worship at the temple of the coffee bean — singing hymns all morn to the goddess caffeine.”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!”

“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.”

“Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?”

“Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.”

“Caffeine-The other Vitamin C.”

“Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin!”

“Caffeine — It maintains my sunny personality.”

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”

“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.”

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” – Bob Irwin

“Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt.” – Robin Williams

“I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can’t even see a difference.”

“I think the main ingredient in decaf coffee is disappointment.”

“I don’t understand decaf, it’s like sex without the sex.” – A.C. Van Cherub

“Coffee helps me person, personing is hard without caffeine.”

Quotes about Coffee and Books

“I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book. I like to travel the world – and I’m lucky to see so much through cycling.”

“One of the best places for a shy person to meet people is in a coffee shop. If you are a reader, bring a book and read it there – that gives a guy something to ask you about. Same goes for sketching, writing, or any hobby you can take with you.”

“All I really want to do today is go to the book store, drink coffee and read.”

“I think of myself as naturally idle. The trouble is, the ‘nothing’ that I do every day is not really nothing. I potter. I muck about with emails, I make coffee, I fiddle with my computer to make sure that the book I haven’t started writing is perfectly synced across all platforms and devices.”

“Me and a book is a party. Me and a book and a cup of coffee is an orgy.”

“I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around.”

“I think one day I can make a book about coffee shops in Hong Kong. I spent almost most of my time in coffee shops, in different coffee shops.”

Facts about Coffee

“Coffee is a fruit. Coffee beans are only called ‘beans’ because of the resemblance – they’re actually berries.”

“Coffee is the world’s 2nd largest traded commodity. Crude oil is first. It’s worth is over $100 billion worldwide.”

“Only two U.S. states produce coffee. Hawaii’s weather is optimal for harvesting beans. California also recently got into the coffee game.”

“It is believed that the coffee was discovered by a goat herder who noticed that goats became extremely energetic after eating certain berries.”

“Coffee stays warmer about 20% longer when you add cream.”

“The word espresso comes from Italian and means “expressed” or “forced out”.”

“The most expensive coffee is made by cat poop.”

“Water is the only beverage more popular than coffee. ”

“Globally people consume about 2.25 billion cups of coffee every day. Just three countries consume 65% of the world’s coffee: USA, France, Germany. An American spends on average $1,092 a year on coffee. That’s around $20 a week. That is also close to the price of the newest iPhone. Around 54% of Americans over the age of 18 drink coffee every day. Americans consume 400 million cups of coffee per day.”

“Finland consumes the most coffee in the world.”

“The majority of coffee is produced in Brazil. It produces 40% of the world’s coffee. about twice as much as the second place holder, Vietnam.”

“Despite the fact that caffeine is a mild diuretic, you don’t lose more fluid than you take in by drinking coffee, so it cannot dehydrate you.”

“Research has linking moderate consumption (about three to four cups per day) with a longer life span, Regularly drinking coffee may have health benefits such as reduced risk of illnesses like cancer, heart disease and Alzheimer’s.”

“There’s two main categories of coffee: Robusta and Arabica. Robusta coffee has a more acidic and harsh flavor with a higher level of caffeine. Arabica is known for its delicate flavor and lower acidity.”

“Studies have shown that drinking coffee may lower your risk of depression.”

“Contrary to the popular belief, dark roast and light roast coffee actually have a similar amount of caffeine.”

“The average barista’s age in Italy is 48 years old.”

“There’s more caffeine in an average cup of drip coffee than in espresso.”

“Decaf does not mean caffeine-free. The decaffeination process usually removes 94-98 percent of caffeine. Studies have shown that while the average 16-ounce caffeinated coffee has 188 ml of caffeine, the average 16-ounce decaf has 9.4ml.”

“You can order coffee 25,000 different ways at Dunkin’.”

“One cup of black coffee only has one calorie.”

“There are two main types of coffee: Arabica and Robusta.”

Finally

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