Motivational and Funny Monday Quotes to Inspire You
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225 Motivational and Funny Monday Quotes to Inspire You

It’s Monday morning, and your alarm is going off. It is the sign that a new work week has to start and that we must say goodbye to the bliss and comfort of the Saturday and Sunday. Start your week on a positive note by reading these Monday quotes. To start your week, let these funny Monday quotes be your fuel to success. Together with these Good Morning Quotes for Him or Her, you will be full of inspiration to start the week off right, right? Below you will find our collection of inspirational, Motivational and funny Monday quotes and Monday sayings. Share these quotes with friends or fellows to inspire and encourage them on your Monday. Will make Mondays more exciting with these funny Monday quotes.

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“Hello MONDAY!”

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“Success is to wake up each morning and consciously decide that today will be the best day of your life.” – Ken Poirot

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“Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don’t rent them out to tomorrow.” – Jerry Spinelli

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“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

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“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”

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“Morning not only forgives, but it also forgets.” – Marty Rubin

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“Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.” – Henry David Thoreau

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“Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity.”

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“Be who you are and say what you feel.”

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“It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing, it’s not permanent.”

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“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”

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“Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.” – Helen Keller

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“Sometimes, there’s not a better way. Sometimes there’s only the hard way.” – Mary E. Pearson

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“How I feel on Monday, the perfect quote.”

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“Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.”

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“Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is…”

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It’s Monday night, Jess.

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“Imagine no limitations; decide what’s right and desirable before you decide what’s possible.” – Brian racy

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“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” – Dan Salomon

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“It’s a good day to have a good day!”

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“I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” – Leggy Saul

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“I’m convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend…”

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“The man on top of the mountain didn’ fall here.” – Vince Lombardi

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“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, and it’s you.”

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“You’re 100% responsible for your life. Stop whining and do something about i.” – Mahieu Forin

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“It’s Monday. I’m happy. I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.”

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“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”

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“Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.”

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“Find a job you like, and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown

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“It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.” – Aristotle

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“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” – Henry Ford

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“She quietly expected great things o happen o her, and no doubt ha’s one of the reasons why hey did.” – Zelda Fitzgerald

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“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.” – Art Rooney

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“Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings times a year!” – David Dweck

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“Don’t let the word Monday scare you, do something awesome.”

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“Few ever lived to old age, and fewer still ever became distinguished, who were not in the habit of early rising.” – John Todd

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“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”

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“Enthusiasm is the yeast that makes your hopes shine to the stars.” – Henry Ford

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“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.” – Thomas Wayne

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“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”

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“Only you have the power o determine whether your future mimics your pas.” – Skip Prichard

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“This morning do something different: When you wake up in the morning, wake your forgotten and forsaken dreams up as well, wake them up like an insisting rooster!” – Mehmet Murat ildan

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“When you wake up every morning, let thanksgiving be your first thought.” – Lailah Gifty Akita

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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present.” – Joan Rivers

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“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.” – George Leedy

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“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.” – Harriet Tubman

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“On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.” – H. Allen Smith

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“Ok, Monday. Let’s do this!”

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“Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get here.” – Bo Jackson

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“Today, you are you that is truer than true.”

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“It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.”

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“Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.” – Kevin Durant

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“I drink [a]cup of sunlight every morning to brighten myself.” – Debasish Mridha

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“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”

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“What about Monday? That could be one day we look at things the same way and wear funny shoes.” – Kevin Dalton

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“I just don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday!”

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“Mondays are for fresh starts.”

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“Thank God, it’s Monday.”

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“Too much Monday, not enough coffee.”

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“All our dreams can come true if we have the courage o pursue hem.” – Wal Disney

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“Even though it’s Monday act like it’s Saturday.”

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“This is your Monday morning. Remember that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

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“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures.” – Arthur Darvill

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“There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger

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“People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did, but hey will never forget how you made hem feel.” – Maya Angelou

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“Monday is the day of silence, the day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

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“So fine was the morning except for a streak of wind here and there that the sea and sky looked all one fabric as if sails were stuck high up in the sky, or the clouds had dropped down into the sea.” – Virginia Woolf

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“Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”

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“Dear Monday, my mama don’t like you and she likes everyone.”

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“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday.”

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“Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”

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“Honestly, I never really understood the glorification of Fridays and weekends. I don’t want to build a life and career, where I spent five days a week waiting for the weekend. No! I want to enjoy my life, and don’t wish any weekday away. I want each day to matter to me, in some way, even if it’s a small tiny way. I love my life. Everyday. That’s the spirit we should convey all around us.” – Akilnathan Logeswaran

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“You are where you are and what you are because of yourself, nothing else. Nature is neutral. Nature doesn’t care. If you do what other successful people do, you will enjoy the same results and rewards that they do. And if you don’t, you won’t.” – Brian Tracy

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“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

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“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober

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“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev

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“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…”

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“Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown

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“When was the last time you woke up and realized that today could be the best day of your life?” – Steve Maraboli

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“Rise Up & Attack the day with Enthusiasm.”

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“Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”

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“Shortest horror story: Monday.”

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“Monday? It’s not bad. Begin this day with a grateful heart and do what you love.”

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“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao

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“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” – Groucho Marx

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“Don’t forget to be AWESOME.”

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“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard

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“Monday is great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station

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“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”

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“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”

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“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” – Edmond Mbiaka

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“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing o die having left undone.” – Pablo Picasso

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“A diamond is a chunk of coal ha did well under pressure.” – Henry Kissinger

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“I whisper “What the fuck?” to myself at least 20 times a day on Monday”

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“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.” – Stephen King

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“Be happy. Be yourself. If others don’t like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.”

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“Less Monday, more summer.”

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“The winners in life think constantly in terms of I can, I will, and I am. Losers, on the other hand, concentrate their waking thoughts on what they should have or would have done, or what they can’t do.” – Dennis Waitley

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“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.” – Germany Kent

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“If you can dream it, you can do it.” – Wal Disney

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“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”

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“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”

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“Spend life with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.”

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“Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.”

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“New Monday. New week. New goals.”

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“New days should be greeted like new lovers and babies toddling along a table looking back to make sure we’re watching.” – Darnell Lamont Walker

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“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”

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“To be yourself in a world ha is constantly trying o make you something else is the greases accomplishment.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not doomsday.”

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“Make a pact with yourself today to not be defined by your past. Sometimes the greatest thing to come out of all your hard work isn’t what you get for it, but what you become for it. Shake things up today!” – Steve Maraboli

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“Dear Monday, thanks for having the word “mon” in you. That’s French for “mine”, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as “my day” and frankly that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.”

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“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes. Good morning!

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“There is no royal, flower-strewn path to success. And if there is, I have not found it. For if I have accomplished anything in life, it is because I have been willing to work hard.” – C.J. Walker

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“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.”

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“When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” – Betty Bender

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“I’m hiding from Monday I know it’s close by.”

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?

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“It’s Monday, don’t forget to be really awesome.”

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“Don’t wish it were easier. Wish you were better.” – Jim Rohn

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“Monday should be optional.”

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“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”

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“Today is a new day. Don’t let your history interfere with your destiny! Let today be the day you stop being a victim of your circumstances and start taking action towards the life you want. You have the power and the time to shape your life. Break free from the poisonous victim mentality and embrace the truth of your greatness. You were not meant for a mundane or mediocre life!” – Steve Maraboli

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“Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” – Lemony Snicket

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“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”

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“Make each day a masterpiece.” – John Wooden

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“It’s just been a long week, that’s all.

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“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”

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“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” – Garry Moll

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“I never wake up in the morning and wonder why I am here. I wake up and wonder why I am not making here better.” – Jeffrey Fry

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“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”

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“he future depends on what you do today.” – Mahatma Gandhi

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“If you can’ outplay hem, outwork hem.” – Ben Hogan

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“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”

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“I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.”

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“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” – Mark Twain

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“The morning was full of sunlight and hope.” – Kate Chopin

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“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.” – Andrea L’Artiste

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“MONDAYZzz”

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“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”

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“I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground.”

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“People can be great competitors on Sunday and mates on Monday.” – Casey Stoner

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“Morning brings back the heroic ages. There was something cosmical about it; a standing advertisement, till forbidden, of the everlasting vigour and fertility of the world. The morning, which is the most memorable season of the day, is the awakening hour. Then there is the least somnolence in us; and for an hour, at least, some part of us awakes which slumbers all the rest of the day and night.” – Henry David Thoreau

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“The sun just touched the morning; the morning, happy thing, supposed that he had come to dwell, and life would be all spring.” – Emily Dickinson

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“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.” – Lao Tzu

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“Wake up every Monday knowing that you can create something amazing this week.”

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“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been cancelled.”

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“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.”

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“Good morning, all you need is love and a little coffee. Happy Monday!

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“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love – then make that day count!” – Steve Maraboli

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“Ok Monday, let’s do this!”

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“If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.”

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“he only limits you have are the limits you believe.” – Wayne Dyer

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“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw shit, he’s up!” – Steve Maraboli

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“Whatever your situation might be, set your mind o whatever you want to do and put a good attitude in it, and I believe ha you can succeed.” – Bethany Hamilton

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“Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.”

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“For all of its faults, it gives most hardworking people a chance to improve themselves economically, even as the deck is stacked in favour of the privileged few. Here are the choices most of us face in such a system: Get bitter or get busy.” – Bill O’ Reilly

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“Monday is a basic bitch.”

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“To be disciplined is to follow in a good way. To be self-disciplined is to follow in a better way.” – Corita Kent

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“Have you ever seen the dawn[, …] full of deep silence and absolute clarity of perception? A dawning which you truly observe, degree by degree. It is the most amazing moment of birth. And more than anything it can spur you to action. Have a burning day.” – Vera Nazarian

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“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”

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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

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“It’s hard to beat a person who never gives up.” – Babe Ruth

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“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”

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“Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.” – Melody Beattie

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“Alright, Monday what kind of bullshit you got for me this time.”

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“Forget yesterday – it has already forgotten you. Don’t sweat tomorrow – you haven’t even met. Instead, open your eyes and your heart to a truly precious gift – today.” – Steve Maraboli

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“When you alk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.”

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“Wha if I fall? Oh, bu my darling, what if you fly?” – Erin Hanson

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“A ship is always safe ashore bu ha is no what I’m built for.” – Alber Einstein

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“Good things are going to HAPPEN.”

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“If you try and lose then it isn’t your fault. But if you don’t try and we lose, then it’s all your fault.” – Orson Scott Card

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“The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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“Begin the week with momentum and you’ll look back with great satisfaction on all you achieved.” – Skip Prichard

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“You can never ride on the waves ha came in and wen ou yesterday.” – John Wanamaker

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“I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.” – Oprah Winfrey

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“This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.”

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“I really need a day between Sunday and Monday”

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“Every morning was a cheerful invitation to make my life of equal simplicity, and I may say innocence, with Nature herself.”

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“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

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“Don’ quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.” – Muhammad Ali

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“Make Today Beautiful!”

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“To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck

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“Wha seems o us as bier rials are often blessings in disguise.” – Oscar Wilde

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“It’s Monday. It’s a new week. God is doing a new thing. New doors. New breaks. New blessings. Prepare your mind. Enlarge your vision.”

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My point exactly.” – Scott Westerfeld

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“If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you’ll never get it done.” – Bruce Lee

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“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”

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“Your best days are sill ou in front of you.” – Joel Osteen

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“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”

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“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”

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“Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in.”

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“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.” – Henry David Thoreau

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“Always believe something wonderful is about to happen.”

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“Be so good hey can’ ignore you.” – Seve Marin

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“Renew, release, let go. Yesterday’s gone. There’s nothing you can do to bring it back. You can’t ‘should’ve’ done something. You can only do something. Renew yourself. Release that attachment. Today is a new day!” – Steve Maraboli

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“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”

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“New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.” – Lao Tzu

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“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.”

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“No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn’t trying.”

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“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills

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“What you do every day matters more than what you do every once in a while.”

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“Either you run the day or the day runs you.” – Jim Rohn

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“Freak out cause it’s Monday again.”

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“Hope is brightest when I dawn from fears.” – Waler Sco

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“Turning your passion into your job is easier than finding a job that matches your passion.”

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“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

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“A morning coffee is my favourite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia Carrington

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“I’ve learned ha something constructive comes from every defeat.” – om Landry

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“I have to go to work on Mondays and yes everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.” – Dinky Manuel

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“Optimism with some experience behind it is much more energizing than plain old experience with a certain degree of cynicism.” – Twyla Tharp

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“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… Monday has been cancelled, go back to sleep.”

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“Monday. A fresh start. Embrace it!”

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“To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.”

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“Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.” – eddy Roosevelt

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“Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.”

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“All men tend to become angry and irritated at the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” – Venus Rivers

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“People often say ha motivation doesn’ las. Well, neither does bathing. ha’s why we recommend i daily.” – Zig Ziglar

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“No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs.”

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“Happy Monday. Today is a beautiful day.”

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“The critical ingredient is getting off and doing something. It’s as simple as that. A lot of people have ideas, but there are few who decide to do something about them now. Not tomorrow. Not next week. But today.” – Nolan Bushnell

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“Don’ wai on perfect conditions for success o happen; just goes ahead and do something.” – Dan Miller

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“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”

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“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”

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