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183 Funny Sunday Quotes That Will Make Your Day Happy

Sunday is one of the most favorite days for many people because it’s a day we continue to get to rest from work. It’s a day we get to relax, go to church, spend time with our loved ones, or do anything we like. Sunday is perfect for relieving stress and creating memories for the whole week. We’ve created a list of 183 Funny Sunday Quotes That Will Make Your Day Happy. Just relax. Relax. Let these Sunday quotes start your next week with inspiring and uplifting words. Enjoy, and be thankful!

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“The frantic pace of life is only interrupted by the quietness of Sunday.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“On this Sunday, let us take a few moments to stop and thank God for all of the beauty that is in this world.”

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”Smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than you hate.”

4

“Good morning. Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can. Happy Sunday.”

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“Sunday is like this entertainment scrum for me because I’ve only got a day, one day of fun. So I want to have brunch, and I want to see a movie, and I want to watch ‘Game of Thrones,’ and I’m trying to watch ‘The Sopranos’ from the beginning, and I want to play four hours of video games. So, it’s, like, as disciplined as my work life.” – Aisha Tyler

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“Starting your day in gratitude will give you the right attitude for the rest of your day.” – Sumit Gautam

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“Lazy people are soon poor; hard workers get rich.”

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“God provides the wind, but man must raise the sails.”

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“Ah, Sunday, the day of rest… now THAT’S something to be thankful for!” Aaron P. Taylor

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“How can we have a renewed mind? Surely only by habitually meditating on the Word of God by the Spirit’s help; until the principles of God’s Word become absorbed into our thinking, and such thinking governs all our actions.” – Brian Johnston

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“Being angry, anxious, defeated, and depressed are not God’s plans for you.” Robert E.” – Baines Jr.

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“Sundays… Sleep until you’re hungry. Then eat until you’re sleepy.”

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“When all of the earth turns against you, all of the heavens turn toward you. To keep your balance in a crooked world, look at the mountains. Think of Home.” – Max Lucado

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“May your Sunday be full of fun and laughter.” – Kate Summers

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“You know what Sunday is, and it’s a day with a lot of potential for naps.” – Polly Horvath

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“When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took my time and trusted myself.“ – Tom Kite

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“Sunday is a day to clear the mind of all that has transpired the week before.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Lazy Sunday.”

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“Oh dear Sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and fun day.”

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“Let go of all the worries and anxiety to be light and free.”

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“Now, every day, when I wake up, I am grateful. I have to be. And I have to count the things that are abundant in my life. Count them.” – James Altucher

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“Sunday checklist: do nothing & chill.”

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“If you bless others you will be blessed so be blessed and be a blessing to others.” – Jean Renee Porter

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“May happiness be with you and success follow you May God be with you and may He bless you.” – Irish Blessing

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“Today is Sunday, so please conduct yourself accordingly. Sleep in, sip tea, lay around in your pajamas, listen to good music, and indulge yourself in an afternoon nap.”

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“Positive thinking does not mean that there are zero problems, but it means that you can cope and recover more easily, while at the same time you can look at a brighter side of any situation.” – John Franz

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“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most in those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day for your weekend. Make every day a play-day…” – James A. Murphy

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“Yet we should be mistaken if we, therefore, supposed that the Roman occupation could be dismissed as an incident without consequence. It had given time for the Christian faith to plant itself.” – Winston Churchill

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“Don’t worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.

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“SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” – Lovely Goyal

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“It’s on Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”

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“I try not to work too many Sundays. At least on Sunday nights, I try to chill out a little bit. I call it Sunday Funday.” – Miley Cyrus

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“On Sunday, I think the most important thing for me is to turn my brain off. The idea of not trying is the key because that’s where you’re relaxed enough to let your brain make new connections.” – Rebecca Stead

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“God’s Word is His will. We know the heart of God as we spend time in the Scriptures.” – Mathew Sunny

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“Faith – it makes things possible, not easy. Be strong and courageous! Do not be afraid or discouraged for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.”

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“Monday. The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”

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“Each morning you wake to be thankful, grateful, and appreciate who you are, you have life, you’re blessed, and you’re beautiful.”

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“Each morning, we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. Happy Sunday.”

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“Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your sunshine.”

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“Sometimes it’s tough to move on, but once you move on, you’ll realize it’s the best decision.”

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“You cannot have the beginnings of a productive week without a Sunday spent in the calmness of the day.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Your smile can save a distressed soul, gladden a sad heart, or heal; a broken spirit. Have a blessed day.”

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“Hello, Sunday. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.”

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“Hello, Sunday. May you be blessed with love in your heart, happiness in your home, peace in your soul, and joy in your life.”

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“Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.”

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“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” – Joseph Addison

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“Prayer is a conversation between you and God. Don’t be afraid to talk to him. Don’t worry about what you will say. Speak from your heart.” – Nicky Gumbel

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“Life is like making tea! Boil your ego, evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows, filter your mistakes, and get a taste of happiness.”

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“Sunday is my favorite day.” – Emma Caulfield

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“Sometimes, we don’t realize the blessings we have until we no longer have them. Appreciate all the blessings in your life, take none for granted.”

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“Why is Sunday a day of rest because it is different than all the rest.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“We are saved to serve, even as the angels serve God in Heaven. Therefore, we must serve him here on earth.” – Pastor Paul Rika

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“Let’s lay in bed all day and trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge.”

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“May your Sunday be blessed with love, joy, peace, and happiness.”

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“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” – Marilyn Vos Savant

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“Prayer pushes us through life’s slumps, propels us over the humps, and pulls us out of the dumps. Prayer is the oomph we need to get the answers we seek.” – Max Lucado

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“It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and a great opportunity to thank the Lord for reminding us of how blessed we are.”

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“Don’t waste a single Sunday. If you don’t waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays.”

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“Do not let your Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.”

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“God has blessed us so much – let’s bless as many other people as we can by bringing justice and helping the poor.” – Matt Brown

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“Without Sunday, I wouldn’t know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Sunday is the best day. You know you had an amazing week. Time to recover and think how you gonna kill the next one.”

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“Trust in God’s sweet timing and don’t ever, ever think that you don’t have value on this earth. You are born for such a time as this.” – Heather Lindsey

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“Sunday is a time when you sit back and reflect on all the blessings that you have received. Smile at all the good things that you are enjoying.” – Sera Train

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“Now, faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”

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“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” – Fred Allen

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“Relax and Recharge this Sunday A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.” – Proverb

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“Sunday is another opportunity to give hope, encouragement, and comfort to those we meet.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Take Max Lucado’s words to heart this Sunday and give God all your worries.

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“Today, whatever is good for your soul, do that.”

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“How I long for the day to come when Sunday is every day of the week.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine & yoga pants you’re doing it wrong.”

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“Do not waste a single Sunday. If you don’t waste Sundays, you will be less likely to waste Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays.” – Matthew Kelly

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“God is not a Sunday plumber – he’s always available…” – John Geddes, A Familiar Rain

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“Experience life in all possible ways – good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don’t be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.”

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“Well, there’s nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.” – Chris Klein

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“Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.” – Nanea Hoffman

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“On Sunday mornings, as the dawn burned into the day, swarms of gulls descended on the uncollected trash, hovering and dropping in the cold clear light.” – Edward Conlon

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“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! D.S.” – Mixell

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“God works all things for good to those who love Him and persevere through to victory.” – Faith Marie Baczko

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“Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and to be grateful for every one of your blessings.”

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“Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday.”

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“Never doubt the benefit of kind words.” – While you may not realize it, the impact of your words may be with the person not only on this Sunday but for the rest of the week! Words have power, use them for good.”

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“Do not let the shadows of yesterday spoil your sunshine today. Have a beautiful Sunday.”

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“May your Sunday be filled with sunshine and blessings!”

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“Don’t give up trying to do what you want to do. When there are love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong.”

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“I always look forward to Sunday; a day to offer my thanks; to give glory to the one true God of the universe and the purveyor of all peace.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Happy Sunday. Whatever you’ve got planned to enjoy. Wishing you a restful, peaceful, beautiful day.”

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“Easter Sunday, the resurrection of Jesus, gives absolute meaning to the hope in Christianity.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Children learn about God through adults in their lives: parents, grandparents, family, friends, teachers, and mentors.” – Betsy Duffey

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“5 steps to a productive Sunday: Wake up early; Get some fresh air; Set a schedule; Make time for yourself; Be goal-oriented.”

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” It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and an excellent opportunity to thank the Lord for reminding us how blessed we are.”

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“We cannot save the world without God’s help, but He can’t save the world without ours. We need His love; He needs our hands and feet.” – Marianne Williamson

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“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our weekend.” – Chuck Palahniuk

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“Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. St.” – Augustine

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“Sunday on the beach, having seashells in the pocket, sand in the shoes, was the day to refuel our souls and be grateful to the blessings.” – jump

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“Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” – Elfriede Jelinek

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“Let’s crawl under a big blanket and watch movies.”

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“A smile also works wonders with your own family. A smile is given to each child or spouse when you see them no matter where or when you will communicate, you are open and welcoming.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Don’t judge men’s wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.” – Benjamin Franklin

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“Sunday is a day to look at what you thought was previously impossible and push it forward into the present where it becomes possible.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Sunday. Take it slow and give your soul a chance to catch up with your body.”

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“Sunday. Rest day. Snuggle day. Sunny day.”

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“What does Sunday, the day of the Lord, mean for us? It is a day for rest and family, but first of all a day for Him.” – Pope Benedict XVI

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“Every morning, God says: one more time, live life, make a difference. Touch one’s heart, encourage one mind, and inspire one soul.”

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“There is always something new to learn and feel each Sunday.” – Bishop Gerald Causse

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“God doesn’t always take you out of the problem. He stretches your faith by taking you through the problem.” – Rick Warren

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“The more generous we are, the more joyous we become.” – William Arthur Ward

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“Sunday is a special day, unique in its way, having lots of enjoyment and fun. May you have a delightful Sunday so that you are energized for the coming week.”

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“Sunday is the Lord’s Day. Let us find time to be with him.” – Pope Francis

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“Prayer relieves the stress of perceived inactivity. Now that God has been given the task, you don’t have to worry about it any longer. God has his people on it. With less stress comes more strength.” – Max Lucado

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“Learn how to trust in yourself and also place your trust in the Lord he will never fail you.” – Share Berry

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“Sundays tend to be a day where just I do nothing but visit people. It’s kind of like trick-or-treating.” – Chuck Palahniuk

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“Start this Sunday with a clean heart. No doubt, no tears, no fear, no worry. Thank God for his priceless gifts and miracles throughout the world.”

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“God desires that we be dependent upon Him, not independent from Him.” – Joyce Meyer

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“We are content with what God blesses us with, and we don’t lust after what is not ours. We have peace because we don’t allow envy to torture us.” – Michael Caputo

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“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” – John Shirley

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“What a spectacular, inspiring message God has for mankind – a message that should illuminate your life now – far beyond anything from this Earth.” – Gerald Flurry

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“It can be sunny every day but not as authentic as on a Sunday.”

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“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris

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“Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonders of the weekend into your week and your work.” – Rasheed Ogunlaru

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“No matter what is going on in your day-to-day life, keep making time for Him (God) so that your relationship can grow strong.” – Joel Osteen

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“The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.” – Jean Rhys

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“Sunday is the day when I prepare for the week ahead by making improbable To-Do lists and browsing Pinterest for ideas on how to decorate my imaginary mansion.”

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“Sunday, a day of rest declared by God for our benefit; appreciate the day and rest.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“Cheers to Sunday. Snuggle by the fire, read a good book, have a hot cup of coffee (or two), watch an old movie, relax and enjoy the day.”

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“She swears lazy Sundays were made for her. Doing whatever it is she wants to do, even if it is, nothing at all.”

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“Sometimes, when an idea just won’t go away, you need to pay attention to how God is nudging you.” – Robin Jones Gunn

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“Faith and hope work hand in hand; however, while hope focuses on the future, faith focuses on the now.” – David Odunaiya

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“Smile more than you cry, give more than you take and love more than you hate.”

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“Sundays should come with a pause button.”

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“I am grateful that God focuses on our faith and not our failures, and as you read you will be reminded, …that failure is one of, if not the best teaching tools that we have.” – Pierre Thompson

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“But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.” – Kate Fleetwood

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“Between Monday and Saturday, men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Well, there’s nothing better than putting your feet up on a Sunday afternoon and grabbing a good book.” – Chris Klein

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“Happy Sunday. It’s gonna be a bright, bright Sun-Shiny day.”

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“Our faith in God is similar to our faith in the wind. We cannot see God, but we see evidence of God every single day.” – Heidi Kreider

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“Don’t tell God how big your storm is, say to the wind how big your God is.

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“Sunday blessings. May God’s love fill your heart to overflowing joy.”

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“Faith is not an assignment we sign up for, and it is a blessing we are given.” – Donna Schmier

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“Oh blessed Sunday how I long to embrace your quietude, your calmness and your command to rest.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“On this wonderful Sunday, don’t forget to be thankful for the little things in life.”

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“A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.”

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“Make the most of whatever comes your way, and be looking for God’s hand of blessing to carry you into the abundant life He has planned for you!” – Joel Osteen

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“We all go through hard times.” – But do we try and fix our problems, or do we trust God that He can fix them?” – Brandon Harrison

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“This is Sunday, and the question arises, what’ll I start tomorrow?” – Kurt Vonnegut

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“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” – Audrey Hepburn

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“Yet the Gospel encourages humiliation, not desperation. It deals in the realities, not of woe and despair, but hope, peace, and joy.” – Charles Bridges

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“This Sunday and all the time, don’t ever doubt that God has a plan for your life!”

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“Today is a lazy day.”

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“Today, give yourself a break! Happy Sunday!”

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“It’s on Sunday. Therefore I am 100% motivated to do nothing today!”

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“Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.” – Henry Wadsworth

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“Understanding God’s predestined plan for your life is a powerful tool for maturing you in the faith.” – Eddie Snipes

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“To love another person is to see the face of God.” – Les Miserables

156

“It’s also most important to remember when struggling to forgive someone, that Jesus paid the price for our forgiveness long before we confessed our sin and wrongdoing. Our release had been paid for; we need to receive it, through repentance and faith.” – Rob White

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“Sunday, for me, is all about being home with the family with no plans.” – John Lasseter

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“Perhaps you can remember words that your grandmother, mother, aunt, friends, acquaintances, or spiritual leaders spoke into your life that made an impact. God was using them to speak life-giving maternal words of wisdom to you.” – Patricia King

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“Without Sunday as my day of rest, my honey-do-list would beckon me.” – Byron Pulsifer

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“A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair.”

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“How necessary Sundays have become. I reach for them like sleeping lovers on the other side of my earth or my mattress.” – Darnell Lamont Walker

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“Sunday is the core of our civilization, dedicated to thought and reverence.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.”

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“God can dramatically impact your sense of well-being. Research even bears it out. Faith does something else as well. It gives you hope for the future, even in the face of seemingly hopeless situations.” – Valorie Burton

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“Sunday. A day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee.”

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“This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.”

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“When I was a young boy, something that my mom always emphasized to my siblings and me is that it was never okay to get a bye, be average or mediocre. She encouraged us to chase our dreams, but always keep God first in our lives.” – Joseph Woodley

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“Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.” – Albert Schweitzer

169

“Have a great Sunday! Experience life in all possible ways: good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don’t be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.” – Osho

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“Reading about Jesus, and how much he loves you, and what he has done for you, will strengthen your faith and give you comfort and peace.” – Robert Medlin

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“Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.”

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“On this lovely Sunday, remember to take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and indulge yourself in a nice cup of coffee.”

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“But it’s Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks are slow on Sundays.” – Truman Capote

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“There is no need to purchase a prayer from the internet or to get involved in magic, and it is not of God. Jesus explains clearly in the scriptures exactly how to achieve the desires of our hearts through prayer.” – Eunice Tawney

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“Do what makes your soul shine.”

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“I have discovered that trouble is one of God’s great servants because it reminds us how much we continually need Him.” – Jentezen Franklin

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“Our prayers are strengthened when we know God is listening and that He is faithful. Dr.” – David Jeremiah

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“The reason birds can fly and we can’t is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings.” J. M. Barrie

179

“It is Sunday, call your Mother!

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“We have a choice of focusing on our problems or focusing on God, who holds the solution.” – Rick Warren

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“Sunday’s my day off, where I eat whatever I want. I don’t let myself have something. I do love French fries and bread.” – Ashley Tisdale

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“It’s not enough to attend church and pray every Sunday; you have to act.” – Abbe Pierre

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“No matter how you rush into the seven days of each week, at least one day will be your relax and recharge day.” – Kathy Henn

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